Have you ever looked at something in your house, like a dining table or an adjustable height desk, and wondered what it would be like to go on a date with them? Plus, were you sober at the time? A new dating simulation game called Date with everything! It will allow you to see what it's like to search for true, meaningful love with the things you see almost every day (in the cleanest way possible, of course).
The surreal-sounding dating sim game comes from a Los Angeles-based studio called Sassy Chap Games, founded by a group of voice actors who have worked on games and shows like Critical Role, HiFi-Rush, One Punch Man, Final Fantasy XV, x-Men '97 and Genshin ImpactIndie game publisher Team17 will distribute the game for PC on Steam, Nintendo Switch, PlayStation 5, and Xbox Series x/S, according to a press release.
The game puts players in the role of a lonely heart who is given a special pair of glasses called “Dateviators” that transform objects in her home into human date candidates. For example, the vacuum cleaner turns into a hunk named Hoove and the laundry basket transforms into a hot redhead named Harper. Date Everything! has 100 potential matches in your home with their own voices, styles and personalities.
Objects like the refrigerator or the piano in the living room are seen in their human forms. Depending on how things go, the relationship can end in one of three ways: love, friendship or hate. These relationships create a chain of different possible paths in which the decisions we make influence the outcome along a “critical path that ties everything together,” according to the press release.
From Date with everything! comes from a studio founded by voice actors, all characters are fully voiced. Some of the most well-known names include Felicia Day from Supernatural and Mystery Science Theater 3000Johnny Young Bosch from Mighty Morphin Power Rangers and Grey DeLisle of Scooby Doo and The last Airbender.
Date with everything! Not only does this sound like an interesting new take on the dating sim game concept. It also sounds like a great way to boost your ego. If you're feeling down because you don't have someone in your life, you can at least play the game and realize that “well, at least I'm not trying to date my garbage disposal.”