NEWSLETTER
Locked in the world, you will have to wait a little longer to enjoy your definitive video game to fulfill your desires. Go out with everything!the unabashedly bizarre romance sim from Team17 and Sassy Chap Games will no longer arrive on October 24, as initially announced. On Friday, the team pushed back the game's release date to Valentine's Day 2025.
At the game design level, Go out with everything! It appears to be a simple dating sim with dialogue branches and voiced characters. What sets it apart is its delightfully absurd premise: you can date all the objects in your home thanks to a pair of magical glasses known as “Dateviator.”
Each of your dateable objects has a distinct personality and branching stories. Your romantic possibilities include a laundry basket (the fiery “Harper”), a vacuum cleaner (the handsome “Hoove”), and your overwhelming (and shirtless) sense of existential dread of who would rather just be called “Doug.” As unattractive as that group may seem for a romantic adventure, it can still outperform today's microtransaction-riddled dating apps.
Depending on the dialogue branch options, each humanized object can become Love, Friend, or Hate. The game's press release promised that each outcome influences a “critical path that unites everything,” so choose wisely between the lamp and the towel who dresses as Liberace.
Go out with everything! arrives on February 14, 2025 on Switch, PS5, Xbox Series x/S and PC.
